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[casual music]
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In Germany
there is a right-hand driving requirement.
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If you want to drive at 40,
then drive over.
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-I know, but there's a truck ahead.
-[Viktor gasps]
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-Careful, there's a BMW!
-My God, yes, I know.
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-[Viktor] You scared me.
-Wouldn't you interrupt me...
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-[Navi] Destination reached.
-Here, take this.
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-[Mika] The box is not an electric car.
-But.
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-Nope.
-Michael, yes. Now take the parking lot.
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Mmm, all clear.
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Hello, we are being towed here.
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[metallic pop]
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Hybrid.
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[doorbell rings]
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Tss, first delivery.
So, are you excited?
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-Yes, great.
-You don't need it.
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Just stick to your old man.
Watch and learn.
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-[Mika] Mmm.
-So.
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What have I taught you?
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"Don't eat yellow snow"?
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-Shoes, small talk, special guarantee.
-So.
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Important. Without special guarantee
Let's not go out there, Michael.
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-Can't you call me that?
-That just happens to be your name.
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-Yes, but everyone says Mika.
-What do they say? Mika?
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-Yes. Mi-ka.
-Nope.
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-But.
-Nope.
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That doesn't suit you. From me...
I think “Mike” is good.
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Or Mickey or something.
But definitely not Mika.
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-And you decide that now?
-Michael.
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We have the name
not chosen for nothing.
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That's not just any name.
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That's the name of the well
greatest racing driver of all time.
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And that's not Mika Häkkinen, is it?
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Michael sSchumacher.
Michael Schumacher is it, man.
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-I do not know.
-Mhm.
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-[Customer] Yes?
-"Viktor will bring it", because of the television.
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-Attic.
-They definitely have a lift.
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-[Mika] Great lift.
-You don't know Michael Schumacher?
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Michael Schumacher is the greatest
Formula 1 driver of all time, yes?
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He became world champion seven times.
Nobody has ever done that before him.
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-And do you know what his son's name is?
-Michael Ballack?
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-[Viktor] Mick Schumacher.
-Uh.
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[Viktor] Mick.
That's a decent name.
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[ringing]
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Good day. Are you coming?
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-67 minutes late.
-Yes, Berlin traffic, you understand.
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No, unfortunately I don't understand that.
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If you had said "Please forgive me",
I would have understood you.
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But the throbbing
on the understanding of others,
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I don't even want to understand that,
do you understand?
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Yes.
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-Please take off your shoes.
-Unfortunately this is not possible.
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According to the Occupational Safety and Health Act
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we need work shoes
wear safety class 2.
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Those aren't socks.
Do you understand?
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[dirty music]
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Well, that's pretty nice, uh...
spacious here.
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There were once three apartments. I have the
Have the walls taken out and the ceilings.
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-I just need air.
-A football pitch fits in here.
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-Mhm, including the fan stand.
-I'm sorry, what?
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So much for the housing shortage.
20 students could live here.
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-Shoes, small talk, special guarantee.
-Oh, sorry.
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Um, maybe I could,
if it doesn't cause any trouble,
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have a glass of water, please?
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-With or without?
-With without.
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-I'm sorry, what?
-Without.
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Rose quartz or amethyst?
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Uh... rose quartz?
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-And for you?
-I don't drink on duty.
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Hmm, you should.
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Our body exists
85 percent water.
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And lack of water
leads to a lack of concentration.
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And lack of concentration
leads to errors.
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I don't want,
that you make mistakes with me.
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Do you want to make mistakes with me?
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I don't make mistakes, I'm a professional.
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Water gives me a bubbling stomach.
I don't like water.
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Nonsense.
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[dirty music continues]
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[tinkles of stones]
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-Have you read all the books?
-No, of course not.
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A room without books
is like a painting without color.
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Ah, I see. That's like mine
Buddy Torsten and his Alfa.
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-Pardon?
-He has an old 156.
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The brake pads
he had himself painted red,
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even though the thing only has 120 hp.
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-But it looks cool.
-Krass, is that an original Brockhaus?
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Oh God.
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Please put it back straight away.
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-This is a first edition, 1796.
-'sorry.
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-1796?
-That's incredible, isn't it?
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-Then nothing is current anymore.
-Oh please, “currently”.
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Currentness is a synonym
for specieslessness
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a society overloaded with stimuli,
who tries
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in the consumption of trivialities
to distract from their insignificance.
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Clear. 'sorry,
I got off on “stimulation overload”.
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But I'm also more of a practical person.
I think with my hands.
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The Neanderthals did that too
and are extinct.
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Maybe they weren't that clever.
You also have to be skilled.
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-[Customer] Stop.
-'sorry.
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I would have had the craziest cave,
back then. That's for sure.
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But the Stone Age didn't end,
because the stones ran out.
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No, because man
has developed into a thinker.
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Yes, but about thinking
It's a bit like swinging, right?
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So, you move all the time,
but you don't make any progress.
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Speaking of moving forward. I don't want to
waiting for you all day.
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There we have it again.
That's the difference.
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Thinkers wait, practitioners do.
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-Hello.
-Unpack the Hilti, please.
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So, start, drill, vacuum,
I would say.
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Rocket science, huh?
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Exactly.
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Turn that thing on, Michael.
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I said you should me
please don't call it that.
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-Is this happening again?
-That's two syllables. Everyone says Mika.
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But I tell you
my son's name is not Mika. 'sorry.
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Until now it wasn't that important to you,
to have a son.
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You are the one
who went to Munich.
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-Huh, I was four.
-Even.
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Yes, you left us.
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That had been... more complicated.
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Okay, very interesting,
Your family history.
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But can you drill now?
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-Yes, yes.
-'sorry.
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I'm not named after anyone
who drives in circles?
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-Formula 1 is much more than that.
-That's right, a blatant environmental offender.
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They invented ABS.
This saves lives every day.
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Mom would never have let me
be named after a racing driver.
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Your mother is a... a dreamer,
do you understand?
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And in the world
there are dreamers and doers.
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Like Michael Schu-Macher.
Now do it, please.
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-Do you have children?
-No, of course not.
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-Everything done correctly.
-Are you serious?
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I didn't mean it that way.
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We still have a big hole here
to drill, my friend.
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[mimicking] “We have here
another big hole to drill."
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This is his first day today.
Sometimes he is a bit sensitive.
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I have to take a moment...
That had been the case before.
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He already had that when he was two.
This is a cross with the children.
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Michael!
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Is he taking a break now?
He's not taking a break now?
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Really a beautiful view,
that you have here.
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Wow.
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Sometimes I stand there and think:
Yes, life is beautiful.
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You think a lot, can that be?
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-You think little, can that be?
-I feel good.
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That's the problem.
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Man thinks, he thinks,
he only feels.
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I don't believe that now.
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Faith also really has
Nothing to do with thinking at all.
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-Your life is pretty tiring, huh?
-Who are you telling this to?
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We haven't seen each other for years.
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I find him very cute.
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-Sweet?
-Yes.
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Crunchy sweet.
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Yes, as only 20-year-olds do
can be so crisp.
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Good, but early 40-year-olds
They're still crunchy too.
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And just extremely experienced.
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Um, not now either...
experienced too exaggeratedly.
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But more like... experienced respectfully.
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Mmm.
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Early 40s?
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Do you want some weed?
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I always have it here
hidden from my husband. Ex-husband.
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So I have that for you
not at all trustworthy now.
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-Man or grass?
-No, here's the one with the grass.
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[he clears his throat]
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-No way.
-Can you no longer drill holes then?
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I can always drill.
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I'll drill you blindly
the most beautiful holes.
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-These are works of art. But sure.
-Nothing is certain.
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Sure, but that's it.
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-Say, what are you actually doing?
-I'm sitting here smoking weed.
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That's already clear. I meant professionally.
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-I am a neuroscientist.
-Aha.
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Brain research. I am a brain researcher.
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-Ah, what you don't say.
-But.
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That's interesting. Is it true that we
only use ten percent of our brain?
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No. For most people, it's the brain
completely off when they say something.
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Yes.
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-Old neuroscientist joke.
-Oh, that one.
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-Sure, very funny.
-Humor has something to do with intelligence.
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-They're tiring too, huh?
-No, not me.
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Communication is exhausting.
Because it doesn't work.
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-How?
-Can you see it?
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-Nope.
-That it doesn't work.
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-I don't understand.
-Now you understand.
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See, every brain
is a closed system.
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I'm talking about a chair. You think
of a chair, I think of a chair.
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But the chair in your mind
looks completely different
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than the one in my mind.
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So, my chair has four legs,
Not yours?
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Your chair is probably
an ordinary Frankfurter.
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Mine is a Thonet 16, beech wood,
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with a beautiful,
age-related patina.
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-Aha.
-We are both talking about a chair.
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-And we think we agree.
-But that's not the case at all.
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"Understanding" is a misunderstanding,
that is not noticeable.
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Then my whole marriage is
been a misunderstanding.
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-You live separately?
-Yes, you can say that.
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You know what it's like.
Some things don't add up.
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It's like a Torx bit
on a cross screw.
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-Or a Beuys next to a Warhol.
-Or so.
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Say...
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Have you ever had one?
Considering a special guarantee for the device?
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What kind of party is this?
Can I take a train?
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Tell me, Michael, are you crazy?
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-I beg you.
-Fun.
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That won't work.
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-Is botch?
-Blow.
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Question: Should the TV
really on this wall?
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-Do you see a TV board anywhere here?
-No.
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Exactly because they are ugly.
Now please drill.
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-The wall is botched.
-The wall cost a fortune.
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Maybe, but that doesn't change anything.
The wall is botched, buttery soft.
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The TV goes on the wall, over.
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Do you need a TV?
Today you can do everything...
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Michael, of course needs it
Ms. Dr. Benning a new television.
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-With special guarantee.
-I thought you were a professional.
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Yes, that's exactly me too,
and as this same person I tell you,
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this wall is botched.
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Are you a doer or not?
Finally do it.
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Whether I am a doer...
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Yes, okay, then do it.
Here, take it, turn this thing on.
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Whether I am a doer...
Turn that thing on.
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[drill whirring]
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-You're too close.
-What?
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-Too close.
-I'm sorry, what?
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You're too close. You're too close.
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[vacuum cleaner blows]
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-[Fan stops]
-It's too close.
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Yes, I got it.
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Naturally. Men in your generation
always have problems with closeness.
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-The younger ones are much further along.
-Definitely.
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I haven't. But if he comes any closer,
he is a suppository.
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-Okay, then let me drill.
-You? On your first day?
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00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,880
-Yes why not?
-Yeah, he looks pretty strong.
238
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,120
-Thanks.
-He? Yes, good.
239
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,480
But you need it
also a bit of experience,
240
00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:05,840
and brains too.
241
00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:07,840
Now suddenly you need brains?
242
00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,520
Guys, this
243
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:13,880
is absolutely as soft as butter
Pseudo-bottom wall, okay?
244
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:16,920
And this, this baby,
has an idle stroke rate
245
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,320
of 4500 revolutions.
246
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,640
Need I say more?
247
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:22,920
The brain only learns when you learn
going out of his comfort zone.
248
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,480
Ms. Dr. Benning.
249
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:29,120
It's like this: in life there are drills,
and there are suckers.
250
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,920
And that's a good thing too,
because otherwise there will be chaos in the world.
251
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,160
You drill or vacuum.
So everyone has their place.
252
00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,240
This young man
is definitely a sucker.
253
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,320
-Uh, I'm what?
-You're a sucker.
254
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,480
-And what am I?
-Stressful.
255
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:42,880
No, vacuum or drill?
256
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,520
-Hm?
-You are...
257
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,280
-You are...
-Hmm?
258
00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:48,040
-You are a drill.
-Ha!
259
00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:50,840
-She? And why not me?
-You don't want to drill at all.
260
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,200
How do you know what I want?
261
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,800
-Because I am your father.
-What's my girlfriend's name?
262
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,480
-You have a girlfriend?
-It's nothing serious, is it?
263
00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,120
-You don't know anything about me.
-You like women?
264
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,200
-Huh?
-Huh?
265
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,480
I just thought
because of the fingernails and stuff.
266
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,080
I'm totally open about it, really.
267
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,120
Not so open now.
I like women, even mature ones.
268
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,880
-More mature?
-Oh well.
269
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,560
Wait, you think I'm gay?
270
00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:15,000
He's not gay.
You're not gay, are you?
271
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,480
-No, I'm not gay.
-But bi maybe.
272
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:18,960
Are you serious now?
273
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:22,080
I have nothing against gays.
I like gays, even as people.
274
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,640
Are you actually getting along?
275
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,280
Okay, wait a minute.
276
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:28,160
Now leave yours
non-gay, very hunky son,
277
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:31,240
which also includes women around 30
should be given a chance to drill in peace.
278
00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,040
-"Around 30"?
-Exactly.
279
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,840
All right, on your responsibility.
280
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,040
-Then take this thing, Michael.
-Yes, thanks.
281
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:40,840
-Okay, I believe in you, Michael.
-Mika.
282
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:42,800
Whatever.
283
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,200
Give pressure.
284
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,640
[she screams]
285
00:13:58,360 --> 00:13:59,680
Nice bathtub.
286
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,400
That's not a hole, that's a crater.
287
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,360
I'll quickly vacuum it up.
288
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:08,240
-I told you, the wall is botched.
-The wall is by a star architect.
289
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:11,200
Yes, but you had him drilled,
as a sucker.
290
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,760
He should drill small holes,
don't blow up the wall.
291
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:16,400
How was the communication?
that doesn't work?
292
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:19,320
If you think about a hole
and he thinks of a hole, then what? There.
293
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:25,560
But maybe we'll try it
then maybe with a TV board?
294
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,640
There are beautiful ones at the hardware store.
295
00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,480
-At the hardware store?
-Yes.
296
00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:31,560
-Oh, what do I do now?
-It's...
297
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:35,400
You said,
You need a lot of air, right?
298
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:39,360
So maybe... Maybe you can
Just take the wall out?
299
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:42,120
Sorry, how can I?
that look? That looks...
300
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,880
-[Viktor] Michael, beautiful from the cross.
-Hop.
301
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,520
Ha! Non-bearing.
302
00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,480
Well, now he can
no longer fall down.
303
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,160
But don't turn on the fireplace,
otherwise the thing will get too hot.
304
00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,880
And my interior designer
jumps out the window screaming.
305
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,560
-I want to have your problems.
-You don't want that.
306
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,880
Oh, Mrs. Dr.
307
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:07,120
My father always said
If there are small problems, the specialist will help.
308
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,280
The hip flask helps with big problems.
309
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,840
Uh... Oh.
310
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,760
-Oh, oh, I wouldn't have done that.
-It's good, isn't it?
311
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,080
[she screams]
Ah, my eyes.
312
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,840
This is normal, it will pass soon.
313
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,080
In India they lead with it
cow births.
314
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,200
Ha-Ha. This is Wolfgang's home-made distilled wine.
315
00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:26,640
Dr., how many fingers do you see?
316
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,120
Four.
317
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,920
Is there still four?
318
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,640
-Yes.
-Then everything is fine.
319
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,640
[buzz of voices on TV]
320
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,200
-[she screams]
-What now?
321
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,760
Where is Arte? Arte is gone.
322
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,440
-Huh?
-Arte is such a demanding station.
323
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:43,920
You don't know it anyway.
324
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,320
-Are they reading books, or what?
-No, it's much better.
325
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:50,160
-They talk about books.
-Don't they want spectators?
326
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,640
-They are demanding, like me.
-Is that why you're alone?
327
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,680
A ring enslaves. Frodo already knew that.
328
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:58,960
-So what are you watching again?
-First there were the books, then the films.
329
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,240
-No.
-Are you serious?
330
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,240
Well, channel found.
Arte, ranked 993rd.
331
00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,040
Exactly where it belongs. Please.
332
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,200
Should I now always press 992 times?
before I come to Arte?
333
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,760
You are alone, you have time.
334
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,000
I can put Arte on the one for you.
335
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,920
-You would do that for me?
-Yes.
336
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,800
-That doesn't work.
-How come?
337
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:21,120
ARD is the one. That's what it means
“The First,” not “The Eighth.”
338
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,600
For me it's the first thing
and 3sat the second.
339
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:26,360
-That's why you're alone.
-I also know why you are.
340
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:27,600
-Ah yes?
-Yes.
341
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,000
-Ah yes?
-Oh yes.
342
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,720
-Okay, so kinda on the one, yeah?
-Gladly.
343
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:34,640
Then you must
first here three to the right.
344
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,800
And then you can
click on “Menu” here.
345
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,280
[soft music]
346
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:41,920
Yes, good.
347
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,680
I think I have to
help my father briefly.
348
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,160
Mmm.
349
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,800
[Mika] What are you doing?
350
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,200
-Sh.
-[quietly] What?
351
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,400
[soft music continues]
352
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,000
-[quietly] And?
-What?
353
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,560
-Do you notice?
-What?
354
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,080
-Huh, what do you want?
-She's into me.
355
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,640
-On you?
-Sure, of course. Didn't you notice?
356
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,040
-She yelled at you, several times.
-Even.
357
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,920
And why? Because I'm important to her.
358
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,320
You don't shout at a dead horse,
do you understand?
359
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,520
-Not really.
-It's all tactics, okay?
360
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,800
Women want to be teased.
Was like that as a child.
361
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,760
So, the women I know
want to be respected.
362
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,400
Just trust me.
I also have experience.
363
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:30,800
You can still learn something.
364
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,080
Yes, with mom
It didn't work that way.
365
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,240
Uh...
366
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,960
Phew, your mother was
already pregnant after the third date.
367
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:40,080
-Real?
-Imagine what that's like.
368
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,800
When you suddenly find yourself 24
369
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,320
with such a little craic
in your arms, hello?
370
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,960
-24?
-Mhm.
371
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,760
-Crazy, that's as old as I am now.
-That...
372
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,280
That was...
373
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,160
That happened incredibly quickly
everything back then, you know?
374
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:59,560
It was like... like free fall.
If you fall like that.
375
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,000
Understood.
376
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,720
I didn't mean it that way.
That was nice too.
377
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,880
Falling is like flying, right? So.
378
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,920
-Just before you serve.
-Understood.
379
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,800
But you're learning now
from the master himself.
380
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:17,520
-What is our most important goal?
-Oh come on.
381
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,640
-Sell a special guarantee.
-So.
382
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,440
-Is everything ok?
-Yes.
383
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:26,320
[quietly] Well, I'm leaving now
Go back in and set up the channels.
384
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,880
Then she will love me. For this reason
I resisted like that, you know?
385
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,800
No, I don't really understand.
386
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:36,040
Then you just ask me:
"Boss, what's actually..."
387
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,880
I don't say "boss." Absolutely not.
388
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,520
-I'm the boss.
-Yes, but I won't.
389
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,320
-I gave you the job.
-Huh?
390
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,800
You gave me the job,
391
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,960
because you lost your driver's license
and need a driver.
392
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,040
-Are you ready now?
-[Viktor] Yes.
393
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,200
Even.
394
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,400
[quietly] Whatever, you say:
395
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,960
"What actually is
What if the TV falls over?"
396
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,280
-Falls over?
-Falls over.
397
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,160
What kind of shitty idea is this?
398
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,520
[TV announcer speaks unclearly]
399
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,720
[Viktor] So.
400
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,200
So if you want,
I could give you Arte
401
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,040
very expertly placed on the one.
402
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,560
It's already happened.
403
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,040
-[Mika snorts quietly]
-How now?
404
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,520
Very easy.
405
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:17,240
First turn red, then select the station, then
to yellow and drag it to the program position.
406
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,080
Bam. Comfort zone.
407
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,880
Yes. Clear.
408
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,880
[quietly] Now?
409
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,720
Uh, yes, I...
410
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,520
I was just wondering...
411
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,480
What were you wondering, Michael?
412
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:36,640
Yes, what is actually
what if the TV... falls over?
413
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,800
-Falls over?
-Falls over.
414
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,200
Have you made a mistake?
Did you mess up?
415
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,400
God forbid, no.
Absolutely not, just...
416
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,760
What he meant, purely assumed,
417
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,680
if now, for example,
let's say, a cat
418
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,200
now very cheeky
Just come in here through the window
419
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,160
and then, bang, the thing would fall over...
420
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,480
-A cat?
-This has all happened before.
421
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,080
Here, in the attic?
422
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,800
They climb like world champions.
423
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,080
-Yes, or maybe a pigeon.
-Pigeon is good.
424
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,680
It then flies through the window here
very cheeky in here
425
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,400
and flies directly into the television.
426
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,800
Zack, in.
427
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,320
Are you finished setting up?
428
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,240
-Complete?
-With the construction.
429
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,560
With the construction.
430
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,520
We are finished with the construction.
431
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,480
Then I'll pack my stuff.
432
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,080
These are beautiful books.
433
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,240
Again because of such a special guarantee.
434
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,760
That's actually quite clever.
435
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,480
Because if the TV,
let's say in a few weeks,
436
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:45,320
just like that, i.e. accidentally,
falls over all by itself...
437
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,560
-Accidentally?
-Yes, yes, yes, accidentally.
438
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,960
So, I mean,
That can happen, right?
439
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:55,800
And then the insurance pays
still the full amount.
440
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,440
And in a few weeks, you know,
you get it for the same money
441
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,920
again
a much larger television.
442
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,480
It all happens in no time, bang, bang.
443
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:08,240
Here in our capitalist world,
where every day bigger and more absurd...
444
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:11,560
No, not more absurd. Better.
...gets better.
445
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,280
-That's pretty clever.
-Bigger?
446
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,560
-For a larger wall?
-Yes.
447
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:26,800
Uh, here, by the way.
448
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:35,720
-Incredible. This is...
-Some talk, others do, right?
449
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,920
[declining hum tone]
450
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,800
Oh shit.
451
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:45,440
Beer?
452
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,240
-You drink beer?
-Yes, safe.
453
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:54,160
-Oh, about Munich and stuff...
-Hey, I hate Munich, right? Always has.
454
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,200
-Really?
-Yes.
455
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:59,760
-Bavaria too?
-Huh? Munich is in Bavaria.
456
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,680
I meant the club.
457
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,080
I really am
named after a racing driver?
458
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:12,600
{\an8}[Announcement] If you want more about your delivery
If you want to know, say “three”.
459
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,120
-Three.
-I didn't understand you.
460
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,800
-Three.
-Two.
461
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,560
-You would like to cancel the delivery.
-Abort. Abort.
462
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:23,080
You will be with the next employee
connected. Please wait.
463
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:26,560
-Not this queue again.
-Please wait.
464
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:28,440
[shallow hold music]
465
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,000
Please wait.
466
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,800
-Please wait...
-This is torture!
467
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:39,200
And that is according to UN Resolution 217a
banned from December 10, 1948!
468
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,240
-Forbidden!
-Please wait.
469
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:48,360
But at the latest upon delivery
I'll catch one of you.
470
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,720
[gurgling growl]
471
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,880
-Isn't it, Hector?
-[he growls]
472
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,560
[cool rock pop music]